What About Dad?

When I catch kids using cell-phones in class, why are they always texting their mother?

7 comments:

zman said...

I guess that's better than finding them sexting your mother.

Melanie F said...

Because their mother pays the bill.

Whitney said...

They put their girlfriends in their phone as "Mom," that way when you catch them a scandal doesn't break.

Professor G. Truck said...

This got incestuous fast. Good for hamlet

Professor G. Truck said...

And why can't dad pay the bills? I don't but some dads might

zman said...

You don't have the skills to pay the bills.

Dave said...

it's true (but i did do the taxes)

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