Note to Self: Buy Granola

Basmati rice in a brown zip-lock style bag has a similar heft as a bag of granola, and it also has a simlar feel and sound when it is poured-- which is why I poured a lot of uncooked Basmati rice into my bowl of Greek yogurt this morning before I noticed that it was rice pouring out of the bag and not granola (so much rice that I had to toss the whole mess into the trash . . . the rice grains were inextricable from the yogurt).



2 comments:

  1. And yet you have the temerity to give high school kids bad essay grades using your rubric of granola.

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  2. i'll be the first to admit i am the king of hypocrisy.

    nice use of "temerity"!

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