Occasionally, the master becomes the student, and a good teacher will accept this turning of the tables and try to glean as much wisdom as possible from the situation; yesterday was one of those days, as a very informed pupil in my Creative Class enlightened me about several items of pop-cultural significance:
1) rapper extraordinaire Jay-Z is married to pop icon Beyonce!
2) rapper extraordinaire Kanye West is married to professional celebrity Kim Kardashian!
and if you'd like more up-to-the-moment celebrity news, tune in tomorrow, when I explain what the term "Brangelina" means (that's a joke, I know all about Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, but I sincerely had no idea that Jay-Z and Kanye West are both married . . . it doesn't seem to fit their lifestyles).
12 comments:
dude
Guest editor today, Guy Pellicane - whoa, bada bing zip zoo!
squanziele, scuddagoo, bazzatts!
Seems more shocking that rapper extraordinaire D. Pave got married to some girl named Cat. And that was like 17 or so years ago.
I was thought a good rap name for Dave would be Sheet Rock - he is cheap, white, flat, flimsy and bored (boom, scazots!)
*was, *always - watching the NCAAs as I comment today
Dave is so not flat. Most buxom male I've seen since Caitlin Jenner.
...and if I misstepped there calling Caitlin Jenner male, I apologize. Last thing I want is to offend anyone besides Dave. (Or piss off an Olympian.)
i love sheet rock and will adopt it as my hip-hop moniker. cat can be ass-pestos
Who's gets to be Spackle?
fazzagabeetch
And yet you are often plastered.
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