Horticultural Aphorism Revision

We've all heard "leaves of three, let it be," but my new and improved adage about poison ivy is even more vital-- my son Alex learned the hard way and he's taking Prednisone because he neglected to follow this simple rule: "leaves of three, do NOT pee!"

4 comments:

zman said...

Perhaps the most cringe-inducing sentence of 2015.

Dave said...

try applying cream on it, then you'll cringe.

zman said...

Depends on who is doing the creaming.

Dave said...

my wife, too gross for me . . .

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