A Question That Is Making Me Lose Sleep, Hair, and Faith in the First Law of Thermodynamics

Please excuse the zeugma for such a serious matter -- but I can't imagine someone would case my house and then steal one trivial item (unless this is an elaborate practical joke, designed to drive me insane ) and the only other explanation that makes any kind of sense is that there is a wormhole in my shed -- but has anyone seen my bike pump?

4 comments:

zman said...

That seems insufficiently zeugmatic to warrant the "zeugma" call, unless you're just trying to build on the wild success of yesterday's sentence.

Al DePantsdowno said...

If it was up your a$$ you'd know where it was.

Dave said...

zeugma -- lose sleep, hair, and faith. very zeugmatic.

sadly, my wife found the pump, in the shed, exactly in the spot i looked for it. there's something seriously wrong with me.

Cat said...

It was in the shed!! I found it today as soon as I opened the shed door. He really does have a problem.

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