There are Two Types of People

No matter how stupid the idea is, I love it when an essay start with the premise "there are two types of people" and so I will follow suit; there are two types of people: 

1) people who talk during movies 

2) people who don't . . . 

and I am number one all the way: movies are MUCH more interesting when accompanied by my insightful commentary.

5 comments:

Squeaky said...

3) people who bring 9 month old babies to midnight movies.

Dave said...

i think they fall into category 1 . . . but if there were THREE types of people . . .

Clarence said...

I have been in a theater with Dave when he bitched at two guys for talking during the movie.

Dave said...

they weren't as witty as me.

rob said...

nor as whitty as clarence

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