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Just Living My Life, Dave-Style
As I was walking out the door on Wednesday morning, I realized that I had forgotten my cell-phone, and so I went back into the kitchen to retrieve it . . . and as I walked by the counter I noticed an overturned yogurt container, a spoon, and an open magazine-- it took me a moment to process the tableau-- and then I realized that this was my mess, that I was the culprit, and I told my wife that I couldn't believe I could be so rude and slovenly -- which made her laugh-- and the odd thing is this: I was genuinely surprised that I didn't clean up after myself, and -- before I saw the evidence-- I certainly believed that I cleaned up after myself once I was done with my breakfast; if someone interrogated me, I think -- even under the strain of torture-- that I would have insisted that I had rinsed out my yogurt container and threw it in the recycling bin, put my spoon in the dishwasher, and put my magazine away in some acceptable magazine storing location . . . yet I did none of this, and so I am starting to wonder about the ramifications of Just Living My Life, Dave-Style.
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Your wife's bronze bust will be displayed prominently in the Wife Hall of Fame simply for dealing with your day-to-day horseshit.
awww, yeah
oh, wait. you meant something different. my bad.
What did you think I meant? What do you now think I meant?
they've blocked blogs at my place of work! very annoying.
and i definitely thought of metallic cleavage first and greek statues second.
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