Dear Abby . . .
I have no genetic stake in my dog Sirius, nor did I have anything to do with his breeding -- we adopted him -- yet I take great pride in how fast he can run, how athletic and acrobatic he is, and how well he races alongside my mountain bike . . . in fact, I often brag about him to the other "parents" at the dog park . . . and so I am wondering: am I insane?
Signed,
Proud Father to an Extremely Hirsute Four-legged Boy.
4 comments:
If you're insane, this is the 69,000th reason why.
Dave, when you missed your 10 year high school reunion, your old girlfriend asked me why you didn't come back for it, and I said you were in Syria. It will be a less interesting conversation this time when I tell her you are missing your 20th to coach a regular season soccer game. I may have to spice it up with some fiction. Stay tuned.
also mention that i have a dog now. have fun! when is it?
This weekend. Idiot.
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