Knoebels > Disneyworld


Another ringing endorsement for Knoebels Amusement Park, and that's impressive-- considering that I hate amusement parks-- but a day at Knoebels costs a tenth of a day at Disney . . . there's no admission fee; plenty of trees; free parking; excellent, inexpensive food-- I highly recommend the pulled pork enchilada . . . not only is the meat tender and delicious, but they also give it a quick dip in the deep fryer to ensure tastiness; at Knoebels there's no claustrophobic feeling that you've got to stay and get your money's worth; they have several great wooden roller coasters; there are no people in costume . . . aside from the locals; and, finally, they have The Looper-- an ancient ride which became our children's passion: once they figured out how to spin themselves upside-down, they begged to ride it over and over . . . Ian and Nicky claim to have "looped" it sixty-four times . . . though I wonder if their counting abilities suffered due to the circumstances.

7 comments:

rob said...

two sentences, one day. inflation!

Dave said...

uh oh . . .

Dave said...

oops. beach bonus.

Donna said...

My kids had a better time at Knoebels than Disney. Straight from their own mouths

Dave said...

unsolicited testimonial!

Greg the Chili King said...

They're both GREAT in their own respects, actually go to both every year!!

Dave said...

greg the chili king is way too positive for this blog-space.

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