The Required Amount at the Prescribed Rate (Handcrafted From the Finest Corinthian Leather)
Life Can Be Funny (Not "Ha Ha" Funny)
One moment you may find yourself in aptly named High Falls, New York-- standing beneath a waterfall with your wife, watching your boys skip stones into a pool of clear water-- but a cell phone call and a couple hours later you're back in New Jersey, cleaning your carsick son's vomit off a comforter while your wife spends eight hours in the emergency room with her mom, who is waiting for a nephrostomy because her one remaining kidney is not functioning properly (and apparently if you spend eight hours in an emergency room you witness some wild things: a sixteen year old who nearly OD'ed on oxycontin; a ninety-four year old woman who felt fine and wanted to leave and so pulled out all her tubes and made a break for it; an angry drunk who needed to be subdued by eight security officers, etcetera . . . ask my wife for details).
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2 comments:
Hey Dave,
So sorry about your mother-in-law. Hope things are better. And best to your wife, too. That kidney stuff is rough...my f-i-l had nephrostomy. Take Care!
thanks . . . i never knew what a creatine level was . . .
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