The Required Amount at the Prescribed Rate (Handcrafted From the Finest Corinthian Leather)
This Food Is Not Yet Rated
The Surgeon General needs to institute a food rating system; macaroni and cheese would be rated G, as not only is it is bland, but-- even better-- the individual pieces of macaroni stick together because of the sauce, so it's easy for a kid to get it from the plate to mouth without making a mess . . . sushi would be R, as it is spicy and raw, and couscous would be PG-13 . . . there may be some parents who think that, with supervision, their children have the fine motor skills to scoop up those little grains without making an unholy mess, but as for my kids-- I'll let them watch Temple of Doom and Super-8-- but they're not getting another shot at couscous until middle school.
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2 comments:
Then my kid is a food porn star because he makes a mess regardless of what he eats.
it's not going to change any time soon.
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