The Required Amount at the Prescribed Rate (Handcrafted From the Finest Corinthian Leather)
Fecal Paradox
Due to lack of snow, the Canadian geese never left the park by my house this winter, and so the fields and paths are a shit-stained mess, except-- ironically-- the dog park, which has the only clean grass in the vicinity.
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Based on the title I expected this to be another post about underpants.
dear sir:
we will do our best to accomodate your tastes in future issues of sentence of dave. we thank you for your input.
dave
i assume this means you care about canadian geese
Don't encourage him. That clearly doesn't count.
i just checked with the canadian tourism and caring ministry. it counts.
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