The Required Amount at the Prescribed Rate (Handcrafted From the Finest Corinthian Leather)
Dave Invents Keyboard Therapy!
I am having trouble expressing how angry I am with words fit to print on a family-friendly blog, and I don't want to resort to kicking my dog, beating my children, or taking an axe to my computer to dispel these feelings, so, in order to convey my outrage at McAfee's policy of automatically renewing one's anti-virus subscription (despite the fact that I don't own a PC nor have I used McAfee anti-virus for four years . . . and I realize this is my fault, but the automatic renewal e-mails all got sent to spam and so I never noticed I was being charged until now) and also to convey my general outrage of living in a digital society that makes me feel detached and alienated from all financial processes, in order to convey all this ire without the use of four letter words or random violence, I am going to pound on this keyboard for a few seconds and let the pounded jumble of letters and numbers signify my emotions towards McAfee, my own incompetence, and the society we live in: " hio;efg3 RQ \M=we ra NI]0- 4 4T U]9- fq I0- Y89PWE TA BY89PSE BY89PS RGA8N]0-6J=U90 - RTWE 4TAWE TAI]0 NI]0- RG ]90 Isrg I]0-E G NI]0-we r90W 4T B89- MI]0- RN890we rq \,= WERQCBFNU90N94E YU90 RYUIO[NI0RA0NU=90" and now, hopefully, I will be able to go on with my day in an even-keeled manner; Serenity now!
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5 comments:
That's at least two sentences and a string of gobbledygook.
it's too bad that my keyboard pounding didn't result in a coherent sentence.
This is a family-friendly blog?? Manson Family, maybe.
You didn't notice a charge on your credit card statement? Or did that go to the SPAM folder as well.
who reads their credit card statements?
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