The Required Amount at the Prescribed Rate (Handcrafted From the Finest Corinthian Leather)
Years Later, The Truth Comes out
While we were drinking beers at the local Hooters, my friend and colleague Stacy made a confession: her first year she asked me for a clever way to illustrate and teach personification, and I recommended playing the They Might Be Giants song "Birdhouse in Your Soul" for her students . . . months later she played the song for her class and announced to the office that it was a success, and I said, "Wow, I use the same song for personification, what a coincidence," and she didn't really know how to tell me that I had told her to use the song and just figured I was a dopey, spaced out guy and then she forgot all about it and didn't remember until the other night, but now it is all straightened out and it turns out I don't even remember the first part of the incident, so perhaps I am a dopey and spaced out guy.
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4 comments:
This started out as the opening line to a Penthouse Forum letter and devolved into a depressing letdown.
This was the original treatment for The Big Lebowski.
It got changed a bit between then and final production.
i can't wait until they start making movies of my sentences.
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