Dave's Key to A Happy Marriage
The key to a happy marriage is this: when you hear your wife pull into the driveway, get off the couch, race to the kitchen, and start doing the dishes . . . so that when she walks in the house and says "Hello?" then you can say to her, sincerely: "Hey, hon, I'm here in the kitchen . . . doing the dishes."
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3 comments:
At your advanced age you should worry about pulling a hammy getting to the kitchen.
She reads this doesn't she?
like she doesn't know all my tricks?
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