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Shouldn't Canadian Geese Live in Canada?
I thought I was going for a relaxing bike ride on the towpath, and in some respects it was-- I saw lots of wildlife: a muskrat, a scarlet tanager, several goldfinches, a heron, and some turtles-- but also had a run in with several Canadian geese, their chicks have just hatched and their nests are right on the side of the path, so the adults-- in order to protect their young-- would block the path when I approached, and so I had to whip stones at them and shove my bike at them and hit them with sticks in order to get them out of the way . . . I saw one jogger do an about face and head back the way she came, her pleasant run truncated by an ornery bird.
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She probably ran away when she saw some lunatic throwing rocks and sticks at a gaggle of geese.
definitely possible, but i thought i was showing her the ropes.
sounds like your ornithological skills from Tamarack have waned signficantly - too bad you didn't have a golf cart
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