Update!

Click here for the news story about what I witnessed yesterday-- see the sentence below-- the guy who I watched jump off the edge of the bridge over the Turnpike in order to elude the police broke both his legs!

6 comments:

  1. That is crazy! I honestly believed you were making it all up!

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  2. that would be an elaborate hoax if i actually created a newspaper to report my fabricated story.

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  3. If you created a newspaper, you could fabricate a slew of stories every single day. It'd be way better than the real newspaper.

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  4. and i would call it "the onion."

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  5. I am ashamed I did not read this post fresh.

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  6. that's what you miss when you skip sentence of dave!

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