I was rushing to finish "making water" because the bell had rung and I needed to get to class, and in my rush, I somehow flung my paperback copy of Much Ado About Nothing into the urinal, but it didn't get particularly soaked with urine, and so-- thinking of the title of the play-- I pulled it out, wiped it on my pants, and went to class, and my students were none the wiser.
What about how you also, somehow, slung urine from your willy onto your lunch bag and put it under the hand blower?
ReplyDeleteBy "it," I mean the lunch bag, although I wouldn't be surprised if Dave put his willy under the blower.
ReplyDeletestacy just "called" your comment. i have no comment on any of this.
ReplyDeleteIt's Bodily Secretion Week at the Sentence of Dave. Next up: way too many details on Dave and Catherine's quest for the third child.
ReplyDeletecatherine told me i didn't have to be involved this time . . .
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