The Tell-Tale Goggles

I might have had a better chance convincing the life guard who called me out of the ocean (which was clearly marked "No Swimming") that I was just "relaying a message to my friend on the kayak"-- if I hadn't been wearing my swim goggles.

4 comments:

rob said...

technically, the ocean was not marked at all (though that would be a nifty trick - let's see if we can get christo on the case), rather the 'no swimming' message was conveyed via red flag.

Dave said...

my sentence writing skill have deteriorated from the grueling itinerary on the fishing trip.

Anonymous said...

I was just reading your quote of the day, which pales in comparison by the way, and am kind of hoping you come back from your trip with a tatoo of the winged lion on the train (of course this will be the covering the tatoo of ween...which is covering your Cult tatoo)because that would make you cool as hell.

Dave said...

i've already covered the winged lion with a tattoo of herve villechez but then i covered that with a tattoo of burt reynold's ankle-- which looks a lot like my own, including the ween tattoo.

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