Do Kids Dream of Electric Robots?

Lots of sleep-related problems this morning: Alex had his "worst dream ever" about a giant man-eating robot (which, not so coincidentally, is what Ian wants for his birthday-- Alex said the idea "got into his head") and I rolled over in a weird way while I was sleeping last night and squashed my left testicle and it feels like someone kicked me in the jewels.

2 comments:

Whitney said...

I knew you'd cheap out and do the home-version vasectomy.

Dave said...

my testicle just started feeling better-- it hurt until noon! how is your phantom vasectomy going?

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