A Vivid Geographical Simile

From a student's poem about Newark, New Jersey: "285,000 people . . . 12, 400 people per square mile . . . tight like a virgin."

5 comments:

zman said...

I miss life in the Dirty Jerz for exactly stuff like this.

JMarino27 said...

Someone had to take mine and TJ's places as the injectors of sexual innuendo into English Comp assignments.

Dave said...

that's hardly innuendo.

rob said...

overlooked in all this is the fact that someone was writing a poem about newark. what's next, sonnets about teaneck?

Anonymous said...

First, I overlooked this sentence for two days--didn't even notice it was there. Second, I've never done it with a virgin, and I've never lived with 12,400 people per square mile, but I did sleep with 12,400 people in my 32 years, and that was pretty tight (we all know this is a lie).

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