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The Required Amount at the Prescribed Rate (Handcrafted From the Finest Corinthian Leather)
Good Thing the Painting Behind Us Wasn't Saturn Devouring His Son
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This twenty-five-year-old photo of my buddies and me in some funky bar/pool hall in Amsterdam makes more sense if you look closely at the pa...
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Dave Comes Up with Some "A" Material ("A" Stands for Antenna)
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Yesterday, I remembered that when I touch the metal prong of my 1/8-inch mini jack that I plug into my laptop to connect to my Edifier deskt...
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The Art of Reffing in the Rain
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I learned a few things while reffing three soccer matches in yesterday's nor'easter: 1) I need to get a vented, transparent ref ponc...
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Through Surf and Storm and Howling Gale, to Call Offsides and Such
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I (barely) survived yesterday's viewing of Resident Evil at the Rutgers Cinema—when I wasn't laughing hysterically, which was fair...
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You Fritter and Waste the Hours in an Offhand Way
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According to the news, we are being battered by a powerful nor'easter this weekend, but so far the only trouble this storm has caused me...
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A Very Diplomatic Move That I'm Going to Use Someday
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Yesterday, five of us walked over to Steakhouse 85 for pub night—but there were only four seats around the corner of the bar, so Alec asked ...
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Ghost of Jersey Past, Food Edition
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Tom Perrotta's haunting novel about one strange summer in the suburbs of New Jersey, Ghost Town, is set in 1974—before the entirety o...
Ghost of Jersey Past
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Tom Perrotta's new novel Ghost Town is evocative, haunting, and nostalgic—each concise chapter is a set piece on grief and adolescence ...
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Better Not To Know?
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While I was chatting at the dog park, a retired Rutgers food science teacher told me that he didn't swim in the ocean much this summer b...
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Shinebox? Shonebox?
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Even English teachers have grammatical hurdles they struggle to clear on the daily—while I don't usually bother civilians about this one...
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The Shit I Will Miss . . .
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While I am REALLY looking forward to retiring, as grading, planning, and working in a hot and humid classroom chock full of teenagers . . . ...
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Time Travel, Dinosaurs, and an Orgy = Kind of Boring
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Despite containing a paleontologist orgy, plenty of dinosaur action scenes, evolved avian future inheritors of the earth, and a multitude of...
A+ For Honesty
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Yesterday in Creative Writing Class, I noticed an otherwise occupied girl in the back of the room, who was looking intently into her compact...
What's For Lunch: Microplastics
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Tuesday at lunch, despite being hangry, I noticed that all my lunch Tupperware containers inside my little lunch cooler were covered in a we...
A Long Long Road: Secrets of Tom Petty's Sustained Success (Act One)
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Act One of my new Pig on the Wall series is up and streaming . . . if you enjoy it, leave a good review or star rating: thanks!
I Guess I Could be a Dean at Harvard . . .
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Don't bother listening to Derek Thompson's podcast "What's the Point of College" -- because neither he nor Dean David ...
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Protect Ya Neck (and your head as well)
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Oh yeah . . . it's the first time since 2009 that BOTH the Giants and the Jets have won their opening game—looks inevitable that they wi...
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Supine Straightening
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At night, my wife likes to get into a "made" bed, but I usually go to bed before she does—I'll go upstairs to read my book whi...
One Sentence College Essay Workshop (Complete With Videos)
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During the first month of school, when I start to lose my voice—which I inevitably do: allergies and all the talking—I actually have some vi...
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Dave is NOT a Doctor (But He'll Suffice in an Elevator)
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This morning, just before first period, one of our co-workers thought she was having a heart attack; she was standing just outside the Engli...
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