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The Required Amount at the Prescribed Rate (Handcrafted From the Finest Corinthian Leather)

A T-shirt, Wrapped in a Mystery, Inside a Drawer . . .

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You might be aware of the t-shirt enigma, but if not, I will do my best to explain it: most of the time, unless I'm about to exercise in...
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Texas . . . It's a Universe Unto Itself

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While the next two books in the trilogy don't quite compare to Bluebird, Bluebird , Attica Locke does wrap things up for Darren Matthews...

Home . . . The Place Your Kids Fuck Up

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We are back from the beach—and I am home for the first time in a month (aside from a short pit stop three weeks ago, when I drove from Kill ...
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Thar She Blows . . . Or Thar He Blows: It's Hard to Sex a Humpback Whale

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Unlike last summer's epic fail, we had some success on today's whale-watching excursion—the Miss Belmar took us a long way from her ...

These Are a Few of My Favorite F@cking Things

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Our beach vacation—and the summer itself-- are coming to a rapid end, so this morning I decided to cram in a few of my favorite things befor...

A Feverish End to the Summer

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Last night was the final Taco Tuesday of the summer at Barrio Costero—Soder joined us for steak tacos, but Stacey did not . . . she was stil...
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Worm Holes and Plot Holes at the End of Oak Street

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Warning: spoilers ahead for the fairly entertaining dinosaur movie The End of Oak Street , but do not let these spoilers or plot holes stop ...
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Profound Epiphany (NOT about clip-on umbrellas)

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After a rather silly trip to the beach yesterday afternoon (we decided not to take the wagon because of the state of my shoulder, so we donn...
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Dave Sits Up Straight

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I must have been hunched over all day yesterday-- while riding my bike . . . which is a mountain bike so you can't sit upright-- and whi...
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Bars and Belmar on Bikes

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My wife and I were going to paddleboard this morning, but it was drizzling, so we got on our bikes instead: we had a beer at Darcys, the Bra...

Follicle Creep

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Question for my stray facial hairs: how far up my face do you plan to grow?
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My Knee is a Champion (to be precise, Sam Champion)

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My left knee starts hurting when the humidity increases, and it REALLY starts hurting before a big rainstorm—so judging by how my knee feels...

An Irishman and a Black Lady Walk into a Bar . . .

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What do Northern Irish author Adrian McKinty and Black author Attica Locke have in common?-- besides never having been in my kitchen?-- I wi...

The Keys That Broke the Cat's Back

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My wife went home from the beach yesterday to set up her classroom and harvest produce from her garden, and she didn't arrive back to ou...
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An Ode to the Sinkerball

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Tommy John is dead-- but not gone;  his eponymous surgery carries on.

A Man Can Dream

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My wife and I took a bike ride to the Asbury Sunday Market this morning, and I bought a loaf of sourdough bread and some wild mushrooms, and...
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Rolling Rolling Rolling, Keep That Wagon Rolling

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My contraption with the lovely and poetic moniker: "Bike Trailer Hitch for Wagon Camping Rolling Cart Collapsible Wagon with 360° Swive...
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Sometimes You've Got to Use Force When You're a Man

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This morning, my wife wanted to bike down to the ocean for beach yoga, but her bike lock was jammed (I was also planning on attending beach ...
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Dave is a Fucking Genius

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I think by this time, we all know that you put the beer in the cooler first, then the ice—but I just developed a similar move that I've ...
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Everybody Likes a Compliment (especially Dave)

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As is our usual habit, my wife and I were doing the NYT puzzle Connections yestermorning, and I whizzed right through without making an erro...
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