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Hey Kid, You Know About Google?
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My son Ian spends plenty of time on his phone, but I'm not really sure he understands its capabilities because he's always asking me...
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What's on the Menu? Pain
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A rainy miserable Sunday and a rainy miserable Jets game, so my wife and I decided to watch The Menu- a satirically horrific haute cuisine ...
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Dave = Mr. Green?
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Despite the wet weather the past few days, I've continued my greenery project: removing dead and unsightly maple and Leyland cypress bra...
Why Do I Have to Be Mr. Orange?
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This morning during first-period senior English class, I made the font on my projected whiteboard announcement extremely small, so small t...
Horror Movies Have Rules, Don't They?
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The Scream franchise suggested some rules about horror movies: The first movie taught us how to survive a basic horror film . . . Rule #1: ...
You Might Want to Refinish the Basement of Your Nest
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The subtext of this episode of The Daily: How the Cost of Housing Became So Crushing is this: your children are never moving out . . . you ...
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Hands Like Feet, Feet Like Hands?
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Low numbers for early morning basketball-- we started with nine but Mcinerney pulled his hamstring-- so we played full-court four-on-four wi...
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Chainsawing . . .
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Once you start chainsawing, it's hard to stop chainsawing (and I wish I still had my van-- it's taking multiple trips with the Sport...
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Mistook!
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Yesterday afternoon (or yesternight, as Shakespeare would have it) we went to the Grant Avenue Block Party and I played some cornhole and dr...
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Longlegs
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Maikia Monroe does a bang-up job playing Lee Harker, the "half psychic" FBI agent, in the horror film Longlegs and while the movi...
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Despite Our Best Efforts . . .
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On Thursday the guidance department "pushed in" to my three senior English classes for half the block to counsel the students on h...
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In the Ear? Again?
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On Sunday evening, after the Giant's pathetic loss to the Commanders, my wife and I watched an episode of Fringe-- on DVD -- and then w...
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That's Not Where That Belongs
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When I looked out my bathroom window yesterday afternoon and saw a piece of furniture on my roof, a wooden stool, I instantly knew this was ...
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Dave Silences the Angry Mob!
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At the start of Monday's department meeting, I had a moment of conversational triumph that made me quite happy-- it doesn't rival th...
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Dig This
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Spotify's infinite algorithmic bounty (which is as overwhelming as it is generous) recently introduced me to the psychedelic pop/rock of...
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Meet the New Me . . . Same as the Old Me
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The new episode of We Defy Augury: Meet the New Me (Same as the Old Me) is (loosely) inspired by Halle Butler's comic and satirical n...
And on the Seventh Day, Dave Did NOT Get a Solid Nap
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And on the Seventh Day, the Lord completed his work and rested, but not Dave . . . on the Seventh Day, Dave got up early and finished an epi...
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He Said "Less"
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These pictures from a Fall Break 1991 road trip surfaced on a text thread the other day and they reminded me of a world that no longer exist...
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Please Don't Sit So Close to Me
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A well-deserved Happy Hour for the gang today at B2 Bistro-- I was proud that I survived the First Long Week, which included Back to School ...
Let's Go to School Twice Today!
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I would like to write a more inspirational and positive sentence than this one, but I can't use up any of my inspiration and positivity ...
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