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The Required Amount at the Prescribed Rate (Handcrafted From the Finest Corinthian Leather)
Tools are Cool
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Yesterday, Alex and I went to New Brunswick to buy a table from a college girl for twenty bucks-- Alex is moving into an apartment with his ...
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The Fat Lady Has Sung
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That's it: tennis season is officially over (aside from the pickleball/pizza/uniform collection party next week) and we put in a good sh...
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I'm Tired and I Didn't Even Play . . .
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Longest day and longest tennis match ever . . . we left at 2:45 and got home at 7:45 . . . Roselle Park only has four courts-- but we won an...
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A Plus in Unattendance
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The joys of senior cut-day . . . 100% absenteeism in my three senior classes!
Whitney, Elaine, Zoom, Schwartz, Profigliano, etcetera
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Catherine and I made the long haul home today from Virginia Beach-- we were down there for my buddy Whitney's third wedding (or the thir...
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I Also Got Kneed in the Quad
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I completed a classic Quadrathlon today: I finished teaching Act IV of Hamlet; biked to the park; played an hour of pickleball; and then pla...
The Tennis Team is Hot
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My tennis team eked out a 3-2 victory over Bound Brook today, in the heat-- we ran out of water but the other team graciously provided us wi...
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I Should Get My Van License
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Another long day: and there's nothing worse after a hot traffic-clogged tennis match van ride (in which the van driver, a cute little mi...
Beer Gives Me Strength to Carry On
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Long fucking day-- I worked every minute of the school day (due to coverage periods) and then I raced to a very hot tennis practice, where I...
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Dave Returns to Normalcy
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Yesterday was absurd, but back to normal today: I got up early and finished a new episode of my podcast-- "Stayin' Alive: Could Y...
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The American Dream?
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My wife and I were doing it like "real" Americans today . . . we woke up kind of hungover-- our friends' daughter Kayleigh put...
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Do I Get to Choose This?
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If I had my druthers, this Olympians song "Sirens of Jupiter" would be my life soundtrack, walking-in-the-room, signature tune (bu...
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A Message for the Children
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Children of the world: stop making orthodontist appointments on game days!
Teacher Appreciation Week Belated Bonus
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I was driving on Hart's Lane, en route to the gym from my high school, and the light turned yellow at that awkward moment when your only...
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I Haven't Felt This Way Since the O.J. Interruption
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No time to write a lengthy sentence because I've got to watch the Knicks!
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You Can Buy Weed in California (But Not If You're Too High)
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I thought I had seen it all and then a man in painter's garb walked out of the garage of the house that is under construction down the s...
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Tiny Houses and Prehistoric Fish
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My wife and I attended my cousin Lindsey's wedding in Asbury Park on Friday night-- it was an incredible event in the upper room of Tim ...
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Carbs = Appreciation
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In an effort to finally feel appreciated, I ate half a bagel in the office this morning-- apparently, the administration bought us a bagel b...
Dave's Lunchtime Planning Bites Him in the Ass
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This year, I epically failed at Teacher Appreciation Week: Tuesday the administration bought us sandwiches but I never saw the sign-up email...
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Every Clout Has a Silver Lining
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Wild day at East Brunswick High School -- but though it was ugly, some good did come out of it-- so during homeroom, there were some serious...
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