Sentence of Dave

Long last day of school-- I covered a class so I worked every minute, plus the kids are wild animals the day before break . . . this poor gi...

I took over a new class today (because Cunningham got knocked up) and my co-teacher was out, so I had to learn a lot on my own (sort of, I c...

My son Ian, a senior, and Ethan-- an athletic and skilled sophomore, played their challenge match today for the first singles position and i...

The Rutgers Expos team is slogging its way toward Spring Break but there's a bunch of essays, an Excel Spreadsheet, numerous college cre...

The weather apps did not concur-- my students, with their newfangled iPhones, said their Apple weather app predicted 90% rain, but my much d...

It's easier to fight a deranged possessed puppet than it is to be an executrix . . . or at least that's my argument in this week'...

  My high school tennis team is going to play one-on-one doubles every day at practice-- they can't do it well yet, but they have improv...

I am still obsessed with the album 10000 gecs  . . . I'm sure I'll get sick of it, but I'm listening to this album the way I lis...

I haven't played with Chat GPT in a while, but it rained today-- resulting in no tennis practice-- so I got to screwing around and I ask...

If you liked this song , then you might like 100 gecs . . . if you need some context, listen to the new Switched on Pop . . . or go all t...

The long angry week: half days with no lunch, four fucking days of spring parent conferences-- unheard of anywhere except East Brunswick-- t...

If you're looking for a horror novel with serious puppetry, Being John Malkovich  level marionette skills, then check out the new Grady ...

I was going to run over to T.J. Maxx today and buy some athletic socks, but instead I ordered them on Amazon.

I played pickle ball today and tennis Thursday and Friday, and I did not fall down on any of those days . . . good times.

Rutgers doesn't make March Madness but Princeton and FDU move on . . . a New Jersey minor miracle (after a St. Peters major miracle last...

Whirlwind day: reverse schedule because of testing; Cunningham had a mental breakdown because of the positioning of her horizontal oblique f...

On our ride home from the Catskills, my son Alex gave me the lowdown on college-- apparently fraternity hazing still happens, as does the us...

  Take a trip back to the '90s in my new episode of We Defy Augury  . . . the internet didn't quite work yet, but the movies were a...

Last spring, Alex and I took a trip to Belleayre Mountain to do some snowboarding in celebration of his acceptance to the Rutgers Engineerin...

 Enough said.