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Penultimate Day of Summer!
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I've got to report to work on Thursday, and this is what I've done so far on my penultimate day of summer: 1) went to the dog park a...
New(ish) Car!
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We picked up our 2018 Mazda CX-5 today from Open Road Honda, we were looking for a CR-V or a RAV4 but we got a great deal (after a lot of br...
Kids, Seinfeld, and Curb
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My son and his friend Gary have a hypothesis: if you connect something in class to Seinfeld, your teacher will love you-- and it's gener...
Two Decent Movies You Probably Haven't Seen . . .
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If you're sick of committing to another TV show (or get in trouble if you watch the "family" show when all members of the fami...
No One Ever Told Me This Shit
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Our washing machine stopped spinning last week and we couldn't figure out why, but a jovial Hispanic appliance wizard solved the problem...
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75% Doesn't Cut It
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Three out of four times I use the sink, I remember that we have no sink-head on the hose-- our head clogged and died a week ago and we are w...
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Summer of Dying Things
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Our Honda CR-V, our dishwasher, our sink head, our front porch railings, two of our bikes, and now the spin cycle on our washing machine . ....
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What Happens to Those Final Girls After the Movie Ends?
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The new Grady Hendrix horror novel, The Final Girl Support Group , is both more surreal and meta than his previous novels but also more prof...
All Kinds of Emotions, All Kinds of Screens
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Last night our family went and saw Hasan Minhaj at the new NBPAC theater in New Brunswick-- he did ninety minutes of stand-up and storytelli...
Youth
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This week at soccer we alternated three-hour practices with two-hour practices and despite this massive caloric expenditure, my younger son ...
Pool Tip
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If you don't want to get water in your eyes when you're swimming laps, get some open water goggles-- they work much better than regu...
Eat This Food!
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Crumbly chorizo, delicious al pastor pork, tender carne asada, loaded sopes, thick fluffy gorditas, superb chicken mole, and a variety of ta...
Sea Isle in a Weekend
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Saturday morning, my older son Alex and I drove down to Sea Isle City to try to pack in a mini-vacation before high school soccer went into ...
People Have Always Been Idiots . . .
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Susan Wise Bauer's The History of the Medieval World is a massive and comprehensive chronological overview of recorded history "fro...
Dave Heroically Drives 7.4 Miles (Round Trip)
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I had to borrow my neighbor's car today to make it on time for my bloodwork appointment at LabCorp this morning-- another requirement of...
Heat Related Memory Loss Miracle!
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Folks reported they were on my face yesterday when I left the workshop, but I searched the car and the house and everywhere else high and lo...
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Middle School Kids Don't Need Nice Things
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I actually did some work today-- the college writing team met up at the middle school, zoomed with our Rutgers liaison, and then planned out...
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Annoying Coincidence
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I need a bike and a car (but we're in a bike and car shortage).
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My Sternum Hurts (But Our Dished Are Clean)
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Yesterday, I removed a dead dishwasher and installed a new one-- and it works!-- but my sternum hurts (the same thing that happened to me wh...
More Bang for Your Butt?
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I got my fifty-year-old physical this week and the doctor was really pushing the colonoscopy-- I asked him about pooping in a box but he sai...
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