Sentence of Dave

When I tell people to read some Allie Brosh -- a young lady who writes primitively illustrated memoirs that are so funny even Bill Gates lau...

Today I left for my Saturday morning tennis league looking like an athlete long past his prime-- I was wearing two knee braces: a neoprene s...

I remembered a couple more chores that generally fall in my purview and aren't particularly lauded  . . . I tend to fill the gas tanks o...

I eat a bowl of Greek yogurt, peanut butter, and granola every morning-- and it's delicious-- but the down side is that it's very di...

  I've taught my older son Alex many valuable things: 1) how to juggle a soccer ball; 2) how to serve a tennis ball; 3) how to throw a ...

The weather just jumped the shark here in New Jersey-- the lovely blustery snowflakes transformed into large pellets of 33-degree rain-- so ...

The other day, I was explaining to my wife all the "behind-the-scenes" kind of stuff I do around the house to keep the show up-and...

Today was the first day since I injured it that my leg felt 100% . . . which was a good thing as I had to play Uday, the best player in the ...

Last night at 10:30 PM I was woken from a sound sleep by my older son-- who was on a Zoom call playing Monopoly with his friends and found i...

Action Park: Fast Times, Wild Rides, and the Untold Story of America's Most Dangerous Amusement Park is a tribute to a bygone era-- a ti...

If your electric toothbrush runs out of juice, you can still use it manually (I think this goes for an electric blank as well . . . but not ...

Sometimes surviving the pandemic feels like working in a restaurant . . . a diner, in particular-- open for breakfast, lunch dinner, and lat...

I've been walking Lola exclusively in the snowy fields in the large park adjacent to my house-- because of salt-covered roads and icy si...

I know it's a big deal when your progeny graduate high school or go off to college or get married or get their first full-time job and w...

The third book in Becky Chambers' Wayfarer series, Record of a Spaceborn Few , is slower and more philosophical than the first two in th...

I heroically returned back to the classroom today-- as I am deemed essential . . . but not quite essential enough to rate a vaccination-- bu...

Despite our superintendent's best efforts, today was another all-remote school day . . . too much snow and ice to get hybrid started; th...

My buddy sent me this picture yesterday . . . I think it's circa 1990 but we are celebrating some romanticized version of the 70's t...

I will be brief because I have exceeded my screentime limits this week and my brain is fried, but things were fairly epic this week: 1) we g...

I shoveled three times today, to no avail . . . it's like we're living in a snow globe-- you get rid of the stuff and it keeps comin...