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Fake Weather!
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The sentence is cancelled today because of absurdly unseasonable weather . . . I'll get back to you when it's forty degrees and rain...
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Sketchy Restaurant Review
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This Kids in the Hall skit sums up our experience at Flavors of Manila , a Filipino restaurant Catherine and I went to Saturday night whil...
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In This Instance, Content Defeats Style
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I'm always chastising my wife for beginning her stories with expository topic sentences: the funniest thing happened! you won't ...
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Mozart Would Love This Shit
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I don't like scatological humor but I do feel obligated to take note of the incidents that happened today at lunch; we went to Shanghai ...
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Last Gun Thoughts: Grandfather Some Shit
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They say sunlight is the best antiseptic and this gun control issue is certainly getting some sunlight; this morning a bunch of dudes of var...
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THREE! TWO! ONE! CLANG!
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There's been a lot of discussion around my school about Trump's proposal to arm teachers so they can prevent classroom massacres a...
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They Can't Remain Innocent Forever
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Tonight my wife decided the kids were old enough to know the truth . . . she explained to them that the much anticipated and celebrated &quo...
Cheers to Tennis (in February)
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I am drinking some celebratory beer tonight for several reasons: 1) we got through a carnival of a workshop day in school . . . there were...
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Somebody Thought of That? Dammit . . .
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Today in Creative Writing class, we were extra-creative and came up with a pitch-perfect name for a bluegrass Bon Jovi cover band: Banjovi...
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If You Want Blood (You Got It)
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Some irate Parkland students addressed President Trump on "Face the Nation" and made an impassioned plea for him to do somethin...
Dave Drops a Grotowski
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Years ago-- for about thirty seconds-- I contemplated writing a book about the rise of the amateur . . . I was stupefied with the sheer mass...
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Retro Saturday of Stuff to Appreciate
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An old school Saturday that reminds me why we bought a house in Highland Park, had kids, and rescued a dog . . . successful soccer practice ...
Some Situations Require Delicacy That Only a Mature Adult Possesses
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If one child is napping upstairs, it's not a good idea to send the other child to wake him up for dinner.
A Photo in which Dave and Catherine Pretend to Be Veterinarians
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Happiness is a warm puppy . . . or giving a warm dog subcutaneous fluid treatment if you can't make out what's going on in the ...
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A Valentine's Sentence for my Wife
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Catherine and I decided to forego chocolate this year (because we're both dieting and sugar is the devil incarnate) and we've go...
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Not Real versus Real
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Not real: "Nosedive" . . . a glossy, fun, and satirical social-media-dystopia episode of Black Mirror . . . which is tragic for...
Sirius: Not Dead Yet
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We thought it was curtains for our beloved family dog Sirius but after a three day stay at the pet hospital (don't ask about the bill)...
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Viewing Habits of Man Children
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Quite a juxtaposition of streaming video consumption: last month my kids were watching the first season of Breaking Bad and now they'r...
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Ghosts, Music, White People and Black People
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I am a man of reason and so-- of course-- I don't believe in ghosts, I don't believe in a spirit world, lurking just beyond what w...
Symbolic Wall Will Cause Real Damage
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The brilliance and horror of Trump's "build a wall" campaign promise is that it's largely symbolic, of course; because of ...
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