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The Required Amount at the Prescribed Rate (Handcrafted From the Finest Corinthian Leather)
Curves and Blocks
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We went to Philadelphia over the weekend and took in two excellent exhibits at The Franklin Institute; the first is called Body World: Anima...
None Shall Pass
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Last Tuesday, Alex and I went to soccer practice without Ian, because he pulled his quad; practice was a bit chaotic because everyone was sh...
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Fitbit Fit
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The English Department has gotten a bit neurotic with their eating and exercise habits (this was mainly fueled by a school-wide "Bigges...
Funny How? Like a Clown? I Amuse You?
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I have no problem with Constitutional textualist Ted Cruz enrolling in an Obamacare health plan-- though he staunchly disapproves of the Af...
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Small Victories
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Now that the snow and ice is gone, my dog Sirius and I are totally in the groove-- every morning, I walk him in a loop and he defecates righ...
Is This Blurry? We Might Be Able to Help . . .
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My wife found three pairs of prescription glasses in my son's desk drawer-- he claims to have found them "in the middle of the road...
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Fortnight of Health
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On Monday, I started my fortnight of health: no weekday beer drinking, no junk food, and -- paradoxically-- no sports or heavy exercise . . ...
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Welcome to the Decline
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For the doomsayers, events like 9/11, the latest financial collapse (and the solution to the latest financial collapse . . . three trilli...
Spring Hates Soccer (and Softball and Lacrosse and Tennis and Fishing and Skateboarding)
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At soccer practice last week, the wind was so strong that when we took the balls out of the bag, they all blew away and ended up across the ...
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High Jingo
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Harry Bosch investigates two cases at the same time in Michael Connelly's The Drop . . . a cold one involving a sexual predator and ...
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If You're Not Careful, You Might Learn Something
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Not only did I teach the kids a bunch of stuff at school this week, but I learned three things too: 1) one of my students has a sister ...
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Does the PARCC Make Students Puke?
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While the PARCC test itself doesn't seem to be too grueling for students (although some kids have been "clicking through" and ...
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The Greatest Dramatic Blocking Idea in the History of the Theater
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My English class was discussing the fourth scene of Act IV of Hamlet , when Hamlet talks to the army Captain and-- as he watches all these b...
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The Age of Drones
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Drones have officially become "toasters"-- which, in economic terms, are technological items that are so cheap to produce that it&...
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New Genre of Comedy?
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My son Ian was telling some "your llama" jokes Sunday night-- these are essentially "yo mama" jokes using the word "...
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Bones and More Bones
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If you like hard-boiled mysteries and you like bones, than Michael Connelly's City of Bones is the book for you-- Harry Bosch gets ...
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Nerds Do Sports
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Radiolab's Jad Abumrad and Robert Krulwich usually nerd it up each week investigating something scientific, but they've recently don...
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Can Someone Lend Me a Monkey?
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All the great bands have a song with "monkey" in the title . . . Brass Monkey, Monkey Man, Monkey Gone to Heaven, Shock the Monkey...
Dave Almost Thinks of Something New and Creative
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I was waiting in line at the Autozone to buy some stuff so I could do some work on my car (I needed to refill the washer fluid reservoir, ...
Students Ruin Everything
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I always use my mouth to start peeling a clementine-- doesn't everyone?-- but a student saw me doing this and she advised me that "...
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