Sentence of Dave

Maybe you love white bread or maybe you hate it, but either way, you're making a statement . . . and if you need some help deconstructin...

How does one motivate a fantasy football player?

We have an extra refrigerator in the basement, which I have populated with craft beers and home-pickled delicacies; these things go perfect ...

Okay, I agree that it might have been hyperbole when I claimed-- halfway through the film--that Snowpiercer is the greatest movie in the his...

So Stacey rushes into the office and proclaims it's the best day of her life and then she pulls an essay anthology out of a bag, and sla...

It took me a while (and my book reading rate has been pretty lame through soccer season) but I finished Susan Palwick's sprawling sci...

The death of Oscar de la Renta caused quite a hubbub in the main office Tuesday morning; everyone was lamenting his passing . . . and I was ...

I took the manual for the new paper-cutter and cut it in half (with the new paper-cutter) and then placed the two halves of the manual on th...

Not that I would ever question our school's administration, but last Friday may have been a little more intense than it needed to be; fi...

Dear Coaches of the Livingston Legion U-10 Soccer Team, one of my many faults is that it takes me far to long to recognize when people are...

It's always interesting (and sometimes disturbing) when you get an outside perspective on your personality: last week in the English Off...

The new Aphex Twin album Syro is good music to pickle to (if you like that sort of thing).

I am a lucky man-- when things get rough in my life, I can always count on my family . . . but sometimes I wonder if my family is an exte...

If I hear one more Ebola joke, I'm going to run a fever, start bleeding from my gums, and have impaired kidney and liver function.

This school year, I endure many hardships: 1) I have to teach in three different rooms; 2) the periods when I am off from teaching in th...

Dear Fall, unless you start producing some appropriately cold and crisp weather, I am going on a writing strike-- unseasonably (and swea...

Saturday night, in order to make my life even more entertaining, I used this  Random Word Generator  to generate three words (pear, ransom a...

I was having a rough Monday, but then after I finished my sandwich, I took the used aluminum foil and wrapped it around my plastic knife and...

I've become inured to the astounding amount of zombie-slaughtering gook and gore on The Walking Dead, but in season four there's als...

If someone in the car in front of you does something stupid, it's very  important to speed up and get a look at the person who did the s...