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These Might Be the Best Sentences of 2012

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I just finished reading "The Year in Review" section of The Week  magazine, and -- wow! -- Sentence of Dave did not tackle any of ...
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Chevy Chase Moment . . . With Blood

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My parents needed some help getting the Lionel trains to run in a circle around the tree, and so I volunteered to troubleshoot the track -- ...
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Succulent Suffixes (Dave is Back! With a Topic That His Dog Would Enjoy)

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If you affix the word "chop" to any type of meat -- pork chop, veal chop, turkey chop -- then I don't find the dish appetizing...

Union Logic, Woof!

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In a situation where there is global competition, such as the auto industry and other manufacturing, it's going to be tough to defend th...

My Master is Good

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I am very, very sorry for my poor typing yesterday -- my paws are large and clumsy and my vocabulary is rather limited, but after hours of i...
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Sentence of Dog

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While I am on vacation in New Hampshire, my dog Sirius has volunteered to write a sentence each day for the blog . . . he is guarding our ho...
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We Have A Lot of Spoons

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Thirty two, to be exact, and I'm talking about adult, silverware type spoons -- I didn't include any of the kiddie spoons with plast...

My Children Do Not Obey The Laws (of Gravity)

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Often, when I am sitting in my kitchen, drinking a beer and reading a book, and my children are upstairs, getting ready for bed, I wonder: h...
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Every Two Years . . .

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There are some topics of conversation that don't come up very often -- and my two favorites, which are related and appeal to the same su...

Dave Suffers For the Children of the World!

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I am usually pretty lame at soliciting charitable donations from the students for our annual holiday gift drive -- especially in comparison ...
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Bonus!

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If you don't care about the Giants, but you love all things "Dave," then head over to Gheorghe: The Blog for a book review an...

It's Best Not To Have Any Expectations

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I was incredibly excited about the Giants/ Falcons game last weekend, because my parents were taking the boys for the afternoon, and it was ...
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Girls Are So Much Smarter Than Me

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You could have given me a million years, and I still wouldn't have come up with the word "limiting" as a less abrasive synonym...

I Am So Much Smarter Than My Students

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"The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas" is a science-fiction short story by written in 1973 by Ursula Le Guin, and if you've nev...
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I Am Average!

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The average American male's self-reported weight has increased from 180 pounds in 1990 to 196 pounds in 2012 . . . and I am wondering if...
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The Tent is Like a Castle

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So far, the new Dave Eggers book A Hologram for the King reminds me of a modernized version of The Castle , by Frank Kafka; Alan just can...

Christmas Rant #1,032,293

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Something to consider when over-consuming during the holiday season, Costco and Trader Joe's pay their employees a living wage, while ...
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A Good Lesson: Fake It

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According to Paul Tough's new book How Children Succeed: Grit, Curiosity, and the Hidden Power of Character, the most important thing th...
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What the F#$@ Does Dave Know About The Higgs Boson?

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Though I am completely unqualified to say anything regarding physics, this hasn't deterred me at all; I have now written two pieces abou...
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