Sentence of Dave

My parents have power in North Brunswick, but it is still dark in Highland Park.

You'd think the question "What color is the inside of a coal mine?" wouldn't need asking, but -- according to Jeanne Ma...

Until last Thursday night, I was performing quite poorly on my quest to "Care More About Canada," but then, in an amazing turn of...

Last Friday was the Fall Pep Rally, and the football coach was the MC and he was amped -- he wore a school football uniform, with half his f...

We had to bring the boys to the doctor for a well-visit and flu shots, and the office requested urine samples, and so we dutifully had the b...

If I were more inclined to juvenile humor, I would call the act of walking our dog in the morning and picking up his excrement "Dog Dut...

Dear Abby . . . I have no genetic stake in my dog Sirius, nor did I have anything to do with his breeding -- we adopted him -- yet I take ...

I wanted to make a good impression during parent/ teacher conferences, so I cleaned my desk -- but I deliberately left my Merchant of Ve...

Terry, Mike and I were having a literary discussion in the English office about The Catcher in the Rye , and I said that one of the lessons ...

    Back by popular demand, the recurring feature you never thought would recur again , has, of course,  recurred again . . . it's time ...

I love the smell of dog poop in the morning . . . and I'm pretty sure my dog loves the smell of dog poop any time at all; my dog and ...

The lesson I took away from Nate Silver's excellent book The Signal and the Noise is one that Donald Rumsfeld pointed out during the wa...

If an alien from space watched Tuesday night's presidential debate, she would think we live in a dictatorship, and not a government like...

I'm getting better and better at parking my mini-van.

At work recently, we have been speculating on an alternate reality . . . a world where females are not only in power . . . unequivocally in ...

Last week at the dentist , I had to endure a full ninety minutes of drilling, pinching, poking, clamping, and lip-stretching, plus an additi...

Sometimes it's hard to get up early on a Saturday morning and go to the gym -- but when you walk into the locker-room and smell that pun...

The New York Times ran an article last March about the "new model" for soccer in the United States , and as a coach I have been s...

Nate Silver's new book The Signal and the Noise: why so many predictions fail -- but some don't details his methods of assessing...

Alex is so skinny that he when he wears skinny jeans, he looks like MC Hammer.