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Tough Triples

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I always thought sorting out  sanguine , consanguine , and sanguinary was the toughest task in the English language, but it might be equall...
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Dave Conquers 80% of the Ripliad!

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At the start of Patricia Highsmith's fourth Tom Ripley novel ( The Boy Who Followed Ripley ) our asexual Gatsby of murderers has set...

I Hold My Tongue

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Whenever someone tells me they are going to do some home-brewing, I never say what I'm really thinking-- because I once did some home-br...

My Wife Says Funny Stuff (But I'm Not Sure If She's Trying To Be Funny)

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My wife coined another magnificently warped  verbal permutation  last night, when we were discussing the funny-but-don't-get-attached-be...

Another Summer, Another LeCompt Show at The Springfield

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We are beginning to take the brilliant cheesiness of LeCompt and his fantastic band for granted, because we've heard most of what they d...
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Note To Self (About Stand-Up Paddleboarding)

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Do not go stand-up paddleboarding after running several miles barefoot in the sand and then playing a game of beach soccer with young childr...

Knoebels > Disneyworld

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Another ringing endorsement for Knoebels Amusement Park , and that's impressive-- considering that I hate amusement parks -- but a d...
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A Man Must Negotiate

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Perhaps part of the reason cars are so over-priced at the dealer is because the dealers know that people come in expecting to negotiate and ...

It's Not Like I'm Letting My Seven Year Old Smoke Cigarettes

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Last week, while I was biking with my dog , a woman in jogging attire, with a poorly behaved poodle, yelled to me, "You know, that'...
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Voracious Packing

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Now that I own a minivan, packing for the beach is an episode in gluttony, nothing is too big or useless to bring . . . it's like eating...
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Yet Another Miraculous Coincidence (With Noodles)

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I mentioned Noodle Gourmet-- the hole-in-the-wall Hong Kong style noodle joint on Easton Avenue in New Brunswick that I often frequent for l...
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They Blew Up the Chicken Man in Albuquerque Last Season

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My wife and I finally finished Season 4 of Breaking Bad,  and   the parting shot of the poisonous Lily of the Valley plant in Walt's ya...
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Instead of Web- Surfing, They Should Call It Web-Driving

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Ask someone if they are an above-average driver and they will almost definitely say yes-- and that's why it's difficult to ride shot...
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A Circuitous Journey

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A few weeks ago, I picked up the new Geoff Dyer book at my local library-- and because I really like Dyer's writing, I wasn't disc...
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I Come To The End of Two Significant Nineteen Year Relationships on the Same Day

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My mother-in-law passed away last night after a long battle with cancer-- and while it was very sad, she went on her own terms, peacefully, ...
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A Fan's Notes on A Fan's Notes

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Frederick Exley's fictional memoir A Fan's Notes  is The Catcher in the Rye for sporting types . . . Exley is a grown-up Holden ...
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Camping Is More Fun If You Stay In a Hotel With Air-Conditioning

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There is a feeling of triumph for a father when he brings his children back from a camping trip, alive and uninjured (but, ironically, despi...
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Hey Lolailo! Do You Really Need To Be That Specific?

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The Lolailo Sangria label provides some concise and definitive instructions on when to use their "refreshing wine product with natur...
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Little Black Rubber Pellets Must Multiply Like Tribbles

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If everyone that plays on the artificial turf field brings home as many black little rubber pellets in their shoes as I bring home, then how...
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Winter is NOT Coming

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It hasn't snowed around here since Halloween.
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