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These Might Be The Best Sentences of 2010

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 After seven minutes of half-assed deliberation, I am awarding The Best Sentences of 2010 to this sentence , this sentence , and this sent...
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Some Advice For Giants Fans

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It is the job of the athlete to forget what the fan will always remember . . . so maybe the Giants can forget the last two games and beat ...
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Whitney's Favorite Awkward Moment of Dave

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Today we'll take a trip down memory lane and visit another Awkward Moment of Dave ; this is Whitney's favorite and it took place in ...
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The Tivo Parallax Effect (Do Jets Fans Love Braveheart?)

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A few weeks ago I decided to join some Jets fans to watch the Jets/New England Monday night game, and you probably know how that turned out ...
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Thierry Guetta Is Like Marla Olmstead (Except Not As Cute)

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If you have kids or you're interested in modern art, then you should watch the documentary My Kid Could Paint That -- it's about a ...
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A Christmas Version of the Nipple

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You may remember the Seinfeld episode where Elaine sends out a Christmas card with a picture of herself (taken by Kramer) that inadvertent...
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Feliz Say What?

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So I'm playing a game of darts at the Park Pub with my friend Mose on the Eve of Xmas Eve and the jukebox plays the song "Feliz Na...

I Love/Hate The Goon Squad

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Like Billy Pilgrim , the characters in Jennifer Egan's new novel A Visit From The Goon Squad have become unstuck in time . . . spastic ...

Raise Your Hand If You've Done This

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Occasionally, when I am waiting in line to pay for groceries, I start ogling the cleavage of the cover models of magazines such as Vogue an...

Bonus Picture! The Spooky Shack

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A student showed me how to send a picture from my cell phone to the computer: here is the spooky shack.
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A Bike In The Woods Is Scary

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Yesterday I decided I would return to the strange little cabin I found in the woods because I wanted to snap some pictures-- and despite di...
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I Discover Something Strange

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Two weeks ago I was taking a walk by the lake near my parents' house and the trail was blocked by some fallen trees, which I climbed ov...
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I Retire From Professional Sports

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I have always been a Giants fan, but after yesterday's epic fourth quarter meltdown (why did Matt Dodge punt it to DeSean Jackson?) I h...

The Wit of the Staircase

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 Bill Bryson, in his new book At Home: A Short History of Private Life , gives several pages of startling statistics on the most dangerous p...

Greg Gillis is Girl Talk is Music

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The greatest sequence in mash-up history begins at 1:24 in Girl Talk 's rather profane song "Smash Your Head," when Biggie S...

Some Modicum Of Fame

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So perhaps I had my fifteen minutes of fame last week; I was watching the Jets/New England game with some friends and I brought up the docum...
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What Do George Washington and Cleopatra Have in Common?

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In his new book, At Home: A Short History of Private Life , Bill Bryson points out that the paints that the colonial Americans used weren...

Considering We Don't Have Cable, Where Does He Get This Stuff?

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On the car ride to Coco (the delicious Malaysian restaurant down Route 27), my six year old son Alex entertained us with an I Am Legend the...
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Bonus: A Gheorghe-mas Song at G:TB

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I received a request to write a "Gheorghe-mas Song" over at Gheorghe: The Blog (we do The 12 Days of Gheorghe-mas there every y...

At Home With Bill Bryson . . . A Short History?

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Bill Bryson's new book At Home: A Short History of Private Life is certainly not short . . . I can't imagine the amount of research...
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