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The Required Amount at the Prescribed Rate (Handcrafted From the Finest Corinthian Leather)
Don Draper Needs To Use His Words
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A combination of allergies, teaching a full week of school, and soccer try-outs made me lose my voice, so Saturday morning I felt like Dona...
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9/20/2009
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Though Katherine Howe's novel The Physick Book of Deliverance Dane is about witchcraft, it is the opposite of a Harry Potter tale, as ...
9/19/2009
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The other morning, while I was filling my water bottle at the water fountain, a little sophomore boy walked past, but then I saw his head tu...
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It's Hard to Say Go-Gurt With A Straight Face
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It's hard to look like a bad ass when you're eating a frozen Go-Gurt, especially because it means you took the time to think ahead-...
9/17/2009
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Finally watched Quentin Tarantino's B Movie parody/homage Deathproof : I can't say that I loved it, although Kurt Russell is entert...
New Song! Dear Ozzy . . .
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For several years, my friend Whitney and I have been pursuing the great white whale of novelty songs, an epic entirely composed of lyrics f...
Energizer Dave
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So yesterday I ran a few miles before soccer practice started, and then I ran quite a bit at practice-- I do all the sprints and running to ...
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9/15/2009
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The vocabulary of the recession is creeping into the students' lexicon: last week in my senior writing class, a girl complained that she...
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9/14/2009
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In this rather surreal picture Alex drew of our family (sans himself) he portrayed his younger brother Ian as a many armed cyclops, which ma...
9/13/2009
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Never underestimate the Super Powers that your children attribute to you: I was describing my abortive trip to the East Brunswick Library to...
9/12/2009
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Some members of my family have remarked that my policy on allowable television viewing is similar to that of a communist dictator's stin...
9/11/2009
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Absence does make the heart grow fonder: you'd never suspect, seeing our happy family eat Chinese food, that just days before we were cl...
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One Pill Makes You Larger . . . and One Pill Makes You Italian
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One pill makes you larger, and one pill makes you small-- and according to Steve Silberman in his article in this month's Wired magazi...
9/9/2009
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Something overheard in New Brunswick the other night: "we were so shit-housed, I can't believe we built the entire gazebo . . . an...
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Amish Market Etiquette
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I was sternly reprimanded by a customer at the Amish Market last Saturday, and I probably deserved it . . . but you would have done the sam...
9/7/2009
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Neill Blomkamp's new movie District 9 should be a TV show: like the new Battlestar Galactica , the movie uses sci-fi to explore politi...
9/6/2009
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Another reason not to pay 100 bucks for a Broadway show: these performers are so polished it's not really live , there's little to ...
This Land is My Land, This Land is Methland
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So I started this great book by Nick Reding, Methland: the Death and Life of an American Small Town , right? and it was so gripping that I w...
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9/4/2009
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Alex transmogrified the Sister Sledge chorus "We are family" into a ditty about the long-pig . . . "Eat your family."
Methland
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If the Tom Arnold story isn't for you, then perhaps you'd prefer his sister Lori's rise and fall . . . I just learned about her ...
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