Sentence of Dave

Is every open field in Middlesex County covered with gooseshit?

It must be really hard to be an unbiased and objective news reporter; case in point, how do you NOT inject some sarcasm into this story from...

So why is it that when you go to the doctor's office and they give you antibiotics for a sebaceous cyst (which is essentially a big pimp...

Apparently, Tiger Woods hasn't played golf for a year, but I didn't know this-- my brother actually claimed I was lying to him when ...

I thought raising kids was hard enough, but now what do I say when they bring up the subject of marijuana use . . . you might end up like Mi...

Saturday night Catherine and I went to a "reunion" of the Melody bar; Catherine wanted to see her old roommate, who often played ...

Sorry about yesterday's sentence about nothing-- today's will be about something far more concrete: money; February is my favorite...

I rarely post YouTube videos on here-- I think Americans watch enough reality TV, and they should do more reading . . . even if it's ...

I'm trying something new, I'm starting this sentence with absolutely no idea, no topic, not a thought in my head, and I'm just g...

Last night, our next door neighbors went out for the evening and in the mad rush (they have five kids) they left their dog out and he was b...

My microwave oven was taking so long to melt the cheese on my tortilla chips (like 35 seconds!) that I had a snack while I was waiting for m...

A funny sentence from Daniel Levitin's This is Your Brain on Music -- a book that has as much technical neuroscience as it does music th...

Random recollection from the surreal time before children: Catherine left my alone for the day, but when she came home I was in the same sp...

I gave up reading Netherland , a subtle novel about cricket and divorce in post 9-11 New York-- it was too subtle for me, perhaps someone ca...

I recommend Transiberian if you want to watch a fast-paced thriller set in an exotic locale, plus it has one of those hysterical movie conv...

My son Alex said that his friend's nanny died, and so I asked him if he told his friend he was sorry; Alex looked at me and said, "...

It made me happy that I put the drawer slides upside-down in our new TV stand, because I was forced to reach into the drawer recess and unsc...

You would think that after yesterday's debacle , I'd have learned my lesson, but today in Creative Writing class I was demonstratin...

Warning: if your opinion of Dave is already low, this sentence may make it subterranean, so proceed at your own risk . . . yesterday was th...

After interviewing many friends, students, and co-workers, I have decided to switch to a Mac; I told my students it feels like I'm gett...