So why is it that when you go to the doctor's office and they give you antibiotics for a sebaceous cyst (which is essentially a big pimple) and you ask if you can drink beer while you are taking antibiotics for this non-life threatening infected hair follicle thing that is essentially a big pimple, why is it that the doctor-- a woman younger than you who looks like a reasonable sort of girl-- looks at you as if you are a lunatic dipsomaniac and says (in a tone somewhere between shock and disgust) "It's only seven days, and you should never mix alcohol with antibiotics"?
Only seven days!!! That's what's wrong with today's youths. All they know is Red Bull and "oxycotton." Those you can take all you want with a Z-Pac.
ReplyDeleteDave...congrats on being the first person in the world to use the word "dipsomaniac"...it's been in the dictionary just waiting for someone like you to come along.
ReplyDeleteDave...congrats on being the first person in the world to use the word "dipsomaniac"...it's been in the dictionary just waiting for someone like you to come along.
ReplyDeletewhat's a z-pac?
ReplyDelete"Zithromax
ReplyDeleteGeneric Name: azithromycin (a ZITH roe MYE sin)
Brand Names: Azithromycin 3 Day Dose Pack, Azithromycin 5 Day Dose Pack, Zithromax, Zithromax TRI-PAK, Zithromax Z-Pak, Zmax
Zithromax is an macrolide antibiotic related to erythromycin. It fights bacteria in the body.
Zithromax is used to treat many different types of infections caused by bacteria, such as respiratory infections, skin infections, ear infections, and sexually transmitted diseases."
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http://www.drugs.com/zithromax.html
Zithromax Z-Pak 250mg tablets (5 day course)
ReplyDeletei shouldn't have asked.
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