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A Sentence Wherein I Poorly Imitate Lester Bangs

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Hey kids, hipsters, dudes, etcetera, I've been dosing on the loopy speculations and  discursive postulations of Lester Bangs-- the colle...
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Snakehead = Coyote?

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Bad Traffic , the new crime novel by Simon Lewis, is supposedly the only UK book ever to receive a cover blurb by Elmore Leonard-- who call...
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1/29/2009

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After reading this, you'll either have the urge to call DYFUS or the Patent Office: the other night we made the mistake of allowing our ...
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1/28/2009

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You know you're living the high life when you buy the shredded cheese instead of grating it yourself.
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1/27/2009

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I just read a conspiracy theory that claims that George Bush Jr. was actually a Manchurian Candidate type patsy placed in office by the DEMO...

This Makes Sense to a Three Year Old

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It was Sunday afternoon, and for the life of me I couldn't figure out why my three-year-old son kept asking, "What about the movin...
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A Better Ending For "I Am Legend"

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The word on the street is accurate about I Am Legend-- it's scary and apocalyptic, but the ending is abrupt and kind of lame-- but (spo...
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Left Tackle Appreciation Day

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One of the marks of a good book is how stupid it makes you feel, and The Blind Side: Evolution of A Game ( by Michael Lewis, who also writ...
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1/23/2009

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It was freezing in my house, and so I asked my four year old son if he was cold and suggested he put some socks on-- but I guess my job as a...

1/22/2009

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A first over the weekend, we made a trip to the Museum of Natural History without our kid-carrying backpacks-- Alex and Ian had to pull the...
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How Many Hours In Are You?

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Finished the new Malcolm Gladwell book the other day-- and apparently, if someone asks you what you're reading and you reply in an enth...
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1/20/2009

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While I was making coffee Monday morning, I remembered the classic bit in Airplane! when Jim surprises his wife because he asks for a secon...
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1/19/2009

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There are brief moments in Redbelt where the movie is so Mamet it might be a parody of Mamet-- does he have to direct his actors to speak i...

1/18/2009

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Since my students read two essays that were essentially about lying, I though it appropriate that I fabricate a quotation in their writing p...
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1/17/2009

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Just as when Proust's narrator (barely a narrator) eats the madeleine cake in Rembrance of Things Past, and it starts him down memory la...
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1/16/2009

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Alex, Ian and I were rocking out to Neil Young's "Down by the River" in the car, until the lyrics got too disturbing and Alex...
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1/15/2009

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I'm starting to worry that I'll write about the same thing I've written about in a previous sentence; I've produced more co...
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1/14/2009

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I've been blogging long enough that the content of my sentences have exceeded the span my memory, and I'm worried I might repeat mys...
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1/13/2009

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Although there was much naysaying and the intelligence of my source was doubted, it turned out that my information was good-- when I plugged...
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Adults Say The Darndest Things

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I've been playing basketball on Sunday mornings at seven AM (it's the interim between outdoor and indoor soccer) and, while I waite...
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