After reading this, you'll either have the urge to call DYFUS or the Patent Office: the other night we made the mistake of allowing our three year old to eat Cheezits on the couch; of course by the time he was through he had gotten Cheezit Brand crumbs all over his pajamas and the cushions, but I had one of those epiphanies that only happens in a Joyce novel: I ran to the kitchen, grabbed the dustbuster, ordered Ian to lie flat and then vacuumed not the couch, but vacuumed him . . . and he loved it!
Dear Dave,
ReplyDeleteLast week my girlfriend and I were playing Xbox and she wore my flannel shirt, so she stuffed the pockets with Cheezits so she could game and snack with maximum efficiency--quite cute really, but now my shirt pockets are full of crumbs and I don't wash my clothes very often, but your idea might just solve my problem. Thanks.
Sincerely,
EBGamer
glad to be of help. watch for other quick kitchen tip (like this one: you can dry your dishes with your shirt!)
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