Sentence of Dave

Yesterday, Alex told me that he's practicing scary faces so that next Halloween he won't need to wear a mask.

At least the Giants made them earn it.

Time to start thinking about some New Year's Resolutions for 2008-- I really want to feast more often on the blood of the innocents, ma...

Although I thought my son Alex would say that the best thing in the Metropolitan Museum of Art was  The Physical Impossibility of Death in t...

I'm trying to learn "Dueling Banjos" from the movie Deliverance on my banjo, but parts of it are way too hard for me, and th...

We met a golden retriever today that survived hurricane Katrina-- he must have done a mean dog paddle.

Santa Claus brought me four pounds of belly fat-- how much fat did he bring you? . . . and where did he hide it?

I almost forgot to write a sentence today.

After my son Alex asked for another impossible Christmas gift-- a radio-controlled flying skull-- my wife said: "This is why we need to...

Ed Otken: gentle giant, childhood friend, the only farmer I have ever known, the only farmer ever to employ me, and the only person I have e...

A story from Stacey that entertained me:  "Last night after I got home from the bar, I walked my dog, and then, just before I was about...

This morning at the gym, I tried out my new Speedo swimsuit; I bought the straight leg style (which looked to be the size of boxer shorts in...

I would like it if some of you would pretend you are plotting to kill me-- you know, let me overhear ambiguous snippets of conversation, lea...

One of my fellow teachers was dreaming last night about how it wasn't a good idea to let me have a bit part on her imaginary talk show--...

Whenever I watch half of a football game and then go to bed, I wake up in the night wondering who won, but I'm too lazy to go downstairs...

Yesterday, we took the kids to see "Enchanted" and I kind of liked it . . . can someone please poison me ?

I wish I had a case of selective amnesia (like Jason Bourne) so that I could go back and read the old posts of my blog and it would be like ...

Today in the English office I gave the first of my anti-Christmas rants, and-- as the 25th approaches-- I expect they will increase both in ...

Last night, my wife spent a good deal of time and energy dressing our children seasonally and then posing them in front of our little fake ...

My favorite line in  Richard III is what Old Queen Margaret says to Richard's mom, about her hunchbacked malevolent son Richard of Glou...