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Heading Out to the Park
Singing "walking the dog, walking the dog" to the tune of Judas Priest's "Breaking the Law" makes taking my dog out in the frigid weather slightly more bearable.
my dog doesn't seem to realize that i don't have fur
ReplyDeletePissing After Midnight goes over less well
ReplyDeletemy dog doesn't piss after midnight (but i do if i'd had several beers)
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