Entrepreneurial Kids Are the Worst

Nothing turns my stomach more than happening upon a cute little kid running a ramshackle lemonade stand-- a moment before, I had no desire to purchase lemonade-- lemonade wasn't even in my consciousness-- in fact, most of the time, I'm trying to avoid anything equivalent to lemonade, any kind of artificially sweetened drink loaded with high fructose corn syrup-- and now suddenly, because we live in a capitalist economy that encourages this kind of thing, I feel guilty about NOT purchasing a sugary drink I didn't want to begin with, from an unlicensed, uninspected, ungraded drink stand that's in violation of multiple health codes and child labor laws-- I hate to be the bad guy here, but the local police force needs to make an example of one of these ambitious little lawbreakers and toss them-- and their parents-- in the clink.