Dave (Almost) Coins Another Word?

Apparently, the one unique word that I coined-- tupperawareness-- really has legs . . . my friend and colleague Matt said his friends have been so inspired by my lexical innovation that they are always trying to coin new words to rival my semantic masterpiece, and right now, as we speak, these guys are stuck in Lima-- five-hour delay-- and they are drinking and wandering around the airport and they are calling this activity "peroozing," which is pretty fucking great-- a triple pun!-- and it has inspired me to try to coin another word, for the people who back into parking spaces even though the parking lot is crowded and full of traffic and backing into the spot is going to hold everyone up . . . I considered "back-inner drivers"-- a sort of play on beginner drivers . . . but that's lame, and "barking" has obviously been taken by the canines, so I think I'm just going to refer to them as "assholes."