Note to Future (Possibly Reincarnated) Self

If you get a dog, make sure the color of the dog's coat matches the color of your kitchen floor-- otherwise, the floor always appears littered with dog hair.

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2 comments:

  1. zmanJune 29, 2024 at 7:05 PM

    This is why zcats match zfloor, and it’s also why I sometimes step on a zcat.

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  2. Professor G. TruckJune 30, 2024 at 7:42 AM

    ok, a downside to this strategy . . . our dog likes to sneak up behind you and wait until you back into her

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