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Note to Future (Possibly Reincarnated) Self
If you get a dog, make sure the color of the dog's coat matches the color of your kitchen floor-- otherwise, the floor always appears littered with dog hair.
2 comments:
This is why zcats match zfloor, and it’s also why I sometimes step on a zcat.
ok, a downside to this strategy . . . our dog likes to sneak up behind you and wait until you back into her
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