1) I wore calf-compression sleeves-- and my strained calf muscle felt wonderful, safe, secure, and warm inside the tight polyester/nylon tube and I did not re-pull the muscle;
2) when I tried to block a drive at the net, the ball hit the bottom edge of my paddle, caromed, and clipped my testicle-- and though my testicle was safe and secure and warm inside my spandex tights, it did not matter-- and I felt that queasy sickly distinctive sensation that only those people possessing testicles ever have the privilege to feel-- but it dissipated fairly quickly and then I got back to enjoying the warm and sunny February afternoon.
You got pickleballs. Or pickleballed. Or maybe your ball got pickled. Or it was in a pickle.
ReplyDeleteshoulda had a compression sleeve on your pickle
ReplyDeletewasn't the pickle that got grazed, it was the ball . . . so I needed a compression sack?
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