Last night my wife whipped up some Indian food-- chicken tikka masala and daal tarka and some other lentil thing-- and then she realized we didn't have enough naan in the freezer and so I suggested we use some tortillas-- chicken tikka tacos!-- and then, satisfied that I had really helped out with dinner, I went back to drinking my beer and listening to music and watching her cook . . . and then Ian got home and I talked to him for a bit and then I saw that Catherine was doing something weird with flour on the counter and I asked her what she was doing and she said, "I'm making some homemade naan from scratch" and I was like WTF? and a Troy Barnes moment from Community popped into my head: after behaving abominably in the video game competition for the inheritance, Pierce's half-brother Gilbert says "Family can make a person do a lot of crazy things" and Troy answers: "I understand . . . I have an uncle who makes his own pizza."
That’s a naan starter.
ReplyDeleteYou’ll end up naan plussed.
Eat too much and you’ll be naan fat.
the puns showed up naan too soon
ReplyDeleteI thought this was going to turn into a Short Skirt/Long Jacket sentence but I guess naan.
ReplyDeleteThat's a bit of a naan sequitur
ReplyDeletezed shoulda posted that anaanymously
ReplyDeletealso, if there are three women in town with hair and baking predilection similar to catherine's, would that make them four naan blondes?
ReplyDeleteyou're welcome
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