A Proboscis Endeavor

If you're walking the dog in the cold-- with lightweight cotton gloves on-- and your phone alarm goes off, if you press the "STOP" button while wearing your gloves the phone won't recognize your fingertip . . . and, as I found out this morning, the phone also won't acknowledge the tip of your nose-- and I must have looked pretty stupid, repeatedly bonking my phone into my nose, trying to press that button-- before I finally took my damn glove off and silenced the stupid thing (maybe Apple phones recognize nose tips?)

6 comments:

  1. Maybe you had too much sweat, snot, grease, hair, etc. on the tip of your nose?

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  2. dear lord i hope someone was watching this and filmed it and we'll see it become a meme.

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  3. Z - are you saying that Androids are biased against Italians?

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  4. i think that's a flaming lips song

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  5. You won't let those robots defeat me.

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