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It's Not the Heat, Nor Is It the Humidity, It's the Air-Conditioning!
East Brunswick is existing in some weird circle of hell right now-- the temperatures and humidity are through the roof and there's weird traffic everywhere-- Route 18 and Milltown Road are both shut down-- but I can't complain because-- unlike my wife-- my classroom has an A/C unit (albeit small and underpowered) and because the rest of the high school is not consistently air-conditioned, we are doing half days for students today, Thursday, and Friday . . . my wife, on the other hand, is teaching a full day in her elementary school in Edison, with no respite from the heat . . . when she gets home today, she is NOT going to be happy.
She’s coming home to you and no kids. How happy was she really going to be?
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